On the Oddboards, which will not let me log in, the loverly cornute asked for pagan-y alternatives to "I'm so going to hell for that."

Here're some Egyptian stylee ones:

I'm so going to be walking upside down for that one.
Oh man, no way am I gonna be able to tell feces from food!
Ammit's totally gonna devour me now.


Got any favorites you'd like to add?