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  • Jul. 17th, 2008 at 10:41 AM
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Best Fanfiction EVER!!! This guy is my hero of nonsense. (thanks to [info]count_libido for turning me on to this guy) From now on, anytime I start wanting to pull my hair out during an online class, I can say to myself, "At least it's not Chimaera."

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3920909/1/Batman_Nemesis_Fight

BATMAN: NEMESIS FIGHT

The Joker was Batman's evli nemisis and tehy foughts too many times so now Batman was tired.
"Morning Alfred" he said as he took off his bat suit.
"I made yuo teh eggs." And Bruce Wayne ate the eggs. But too bad becaus Joker knew what Batmans scret idenity was Bruce Wayne and came to combat him.
"No! You can not hurt the master Wayne" said Alferd and he was killed by the Joker's men.
"Good shoot!" shouted Joker at the gun man.
Batman wsa very angary for the kill of hsi frend so he shouted "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" and shoot a big fireball like on Dragonball Z.
Joker was exploded over all the place and turned into a ghost. So Batman needed to fight with gohst powars to fight Joker's ghost.
Hsi magic baterang flew and cut Joker head off.
"I safed the day!" Batman shouted..

Later he wsa having sex with Catwoman becuas she was good now. But after tehy wer done she laufhed.
"Hah." seh said "taht was a trick. I am not good lkie I sad. I am alyaws evil!!" and she teird to kill him with a knife.
Batman had too use his refelxes to sotp the knife and kciked her.
Robin ran into to see what was noise and saw that it was naked Catwoman.
"Oh no, is Catwoman"
Catwomna tried now to kill Robin but she msised and Robin pncuhed her to go threw the window and she fel down and died.
"Batamn" Robin said and he was sad "I dont want to fight criem any more. I am tired of kiling." and he left.
"No! Robin!" But it was teh end. Adn he nevr saw Robin afetr that.

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[info]ladytwnks wrote:
Jul. 17th, 2008 07:04 pm (UTC)
o.O *blinks*

"i safed the day!"????? dear gods i hope this is a 13 yr old's writing!! (or not. sex. hm, not.)

i think it broked my brainz. *giggling*
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[info]hewet_ka_ptah wrote:
Jul. 17th, 2008 07:47 pm (UTC)
I was checking to see if he was a kid or from another country or what. He's from Canada, and no clue on his age. I kinda hope he's not a kid and all sincere about his fic. I'd prefer to think of him as an adult with a wicked sense of humor.

"I safed the day!" is going to be my catchphrase of the YEAR!
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[info]ladytwnks wrote:
Jul. 17th, 2008 07:49 pm (UTC)
he definitely needs a beta before publishing. and a spillchucker to catch some of the errors. :)

ok...the mental image i have going now is mighty mouse singing out "here i come to safe the day!"...stopping...looking at the script in his hand.. "who WRITES this mess??"

*giggling* ohhh life is good on not enough sleep...!
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[info]morriganson wrote:
Jul. 17th, 2008 07:39 pm (UTC)
tihs is teh jok, rite?

here are the reviews:
http://www.fanfiction.net/r/3920909/

Edited at 2008-07-17 07:43 pm (UTC)
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[info]hewet_ka_ptah wrote:
Jul. 17th, 2008 07:45 pm (UTC)
Man, I have noooo idea, but whatever it is, it's freaking brilliant in its absolute awfulness. His other fic is equally OMG WTF? The classic is probably the Doom fanfic that [info]count_libido posted on his journal.

"Oh no, is Catwoman" Hee!!



Edited at 2008-07-17 07:48 pm (UTC)
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[info]hewet_ka_ptah wrote:
Jul. 17th, 2008 07:45 pm (UTC)
You have to read the reviews for the Doom piece. Absolutely hysterical.
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[info]morriganson wrote:
Jul. 17th, 2008 08:00 pm (UTC)
ok i redded thems.

if he isn't a leg puller, he is clinically retarded.

(ooops i'm not to say "retarded")

how about genetically brain impaired or maybe epsilon semi-moron?
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[info]elmocho wrote:
Jul. 17th, 2008 09:27 pm (UTC)
Oh, there's nothing like a dramatic reading of poorly-wrought Xena/Gabrielle fanfic.

Sound Warning:

http://xenafanfic.ytmnd.com/

"Touch me, but know that sometimes Ill need to tie you up and be scary."

I tell that to Krista all the time, when I'm trying to get into her cloths.
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[info]hewet_ka_ptah wrote:
Jul. 18th, 2008 01:16 am (UTC)
Hee!!

This is freaking AWESOME!

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[info]tookhernowhere wrote:
Jul. 18th, 2008 01:06 am (UTC)
You know what's even better? Fanfiction.net is full of voleish badfic like that! Shouldn't take more than five clicks to find something equal or worse better!
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[info]hewet_ka_ptah wrote:
Jul. 18th, 2008 01:16 am (UTC)
I keep changing my mind over the best line. Right now, I think I'm going for "I made yuo teh eggs." I'm sure I can work that into a conversation this weekend.

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[info]mysanal wrote:
Jul. 25th, 2008 09:05 pm (UTC)
Brain Hurt! *ow*
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