For today aka Saturday: "You appear normal, until you fixate on a peculiar fantasy that's all about what you want."

Um, how drunk do you think I'm gonna get, horoscope, and whatdoyoumean "appear normal"??!??!?!?!?!#J #O@*@#

My fantasies are not peculiar, they are .....

Just shut up.

Last entry had part of the horoscope smackdown, here's some more!

"You may be a bit pushy when it comes to telling others about your weird plans, but this isn't the first time you've faced this dilemma."

Weird plans? Look, dude, YOU DON'T KNOW ME!! My plans are reasonable!!

So much judgment so early in the day.

DailyOm Horoscope loves me.

"You could feel a strong desire to promote what you believe in, which could motivate you to share your thoughts and ideas with others today. The more you find that you are passionately fervent about things that speak so strongly to you, the more you might notice that you can use your zeal to affect positive change in the world. Perhaps today you may want to get involved in a cause or organization that is aligned with your interests and apply your energy toward bettering the life of someone else. Melding your desires with an activist spirit could not only motivate you to improve your community, but it might also bring you closer to that part of you which is able to connect with and unconditionally care for others."

Peculiar plans or figuring out how to SAVE THE WORLD?!?!!!

Bite me other horoscope!

Oh lord, maybe I should just plan on having water at the bar.